Feb 8

Feb 8 5:30 pm - Equity: Genji and KAP10

Tuesday Night, 2010

San Francisco, CA – Wall Street is buzzing today from rumors that False Profit, LLC’s Center for Applied Psychonomics has developed a theory suggesting that unpredictable fluctuations in the Bass Market actually induce investors to invest more, with greater frequencies and greater volumes.

Sources inside the company are saying that instead of a submitting an
article for peer-review, the Center plans to demonstrate their new
theory of “institutionalization” in the downtown center of Nevada’s Black
Rock Metropolis, Tuesday, August 31st at the intersection of 4:30 & Esplanade.

Published:: 08.31.10 / 8pm

Location:: Black Rock City, NV

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