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Equity: ill.gates & shipwrek

ill.gates (veggie combo, hold the cheese) – downtempo set
shipwrek (feta, pineapple, jalepeno, banana peppers)

Any time you do something good, people want you to do it again. Often, there’s also a temptation to change a few details, make a few improvements, adjust things here and there. This is how sequels like The Matrix Reloaded get made.

Instead of falling into that trap, we’re going to give you exactly what was good last time: these two exciting, innovative producers, two pizzas, and two dollar Red Stripes. If Keanu Reeves shows up he can hang out, but he doesn’t get to DJ.

Published:: 06.09.10 / 5pm

Location:: Il Pirata

File Under:: Equity, Events

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