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Spring Training

This month may or may not bring flowers, but either way the summer festival season is upon us. Perhaps you are fully prepared, having engaged a strict regimen of preparatory discipline. Perhaps you have considered every eventuality and practiced every possible move, so that when the moment comes you will act with the calm presence of a master.

Or, perhaps, you need to get your ass in shape. False Profit, LLC is here to help.

Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, power to the people.
Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, with the ill behavior.

Sound by our friends at Word of Mouth

Published:: 05.23.10 / 1pm

Location:: Joaquin Miller Park

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False Profit, LLC: Bigger than Money

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. And shouldn’t all companies exist to serve human needs? We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our competitors. The life you enjoy may be your own.

Read The False Profit Manifesto for more details.

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