Feb 8

Equity: Kid Kameleon & evolutionista

At this happy hour, we will not be announcing any new electronic gadgets. There will be no shocking revelations, no breakthroughs on political issues, no updates on economic indicators, nor any celebrity gossip. Do not expect to learn anything about your personality type or unconscious tendencies.

All we do is fresh music. (And, yeah, $2 Red Stripe.)

Kid Kameleon (black olives/artichoke hearts/basil)
evolutionista (spinach/pesto/feta/onion)

Published:: 04.14.10 / 5pm

Location:: Il Pirata

File Under:: Equity, Events

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