Tuesday Night, 2009


Black Rock City, NV – An high-level source inside the Institute for Bass Rights, a division of False Profit, LLC, verified that the Institute’s leading scholars have rendered a unanimous legal opinion on the Tuesday Night Question. While not directly confirming any specific decision, the source, speaking anonymously, cited the return of the infamous Unimog and the current Bass recession as the key factors in the ruling. Nevada Valentine, outspokesperson for False Profit, LLC, refused to confirm or deny anything, saying only, “We will publicly release the ruling very soon. However, as always, we recommend an early desert arrival. Definitely by Tuesday evening.”

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08.06.09 / 11am
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