Super Tuesday 2008 Voter Guide

It’s called “Super Tuesday” for a reason. That reason is the reason you should vote tomorrow. Not sure what to pick on that multiple choice test? Here’s your cheat sheet:

** President
OBAMA
(Unless you’re registered Green Party, and then you’re on your own — just don’t pick Nader again. And none of you are registered Republican, are you? Right.)

** Statewide Propositions
NO to all of these. They’re making a mockery of our electoral system.

** SF City Propositions
Proposition A (Parks Bond) YES, please!
Proposition B (Police Something) NO, enough already
Proposition C (Alcatraz Hippies) NO, seriously, wow

So these are your raver-tested, raver-approved official False Profit endorsements, but however you’re planning to vote, PLEASE get out there and make your voice a part of the rising chorus asking for something to be different, for something to inspire us, for something new to happen! This election will be one of the defining moments of our generation, and we’re lucky to have the privilege of contributing to it.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

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