Equity: Halon and Genji

With just three weeks left on the Armageddon Clock, there’s really no time to waste getting ready for the Rapture. Let’s hustle! You still have 5,328 more sequins to sew (double-knotted, of course, so they won’t come off when shaken vigorously). On the other hand, you can’t do your best work when you’re stressed out. So: meditate, focus, do your breathing exercises, make time for yoga class, certainly. Here at False Profit, LLC, we also recommend that you check your fluid levels regularly and top off any that might be lacking. That is, we’ll see you at happy hour.

halon (no cheese… mushroom, pepperoni and sausage)
genji (pineapple, bacon, onions, and jalapeno)