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On news that the Senate Judiciary Committee will subpoena top White House aides, the common stock of False Profit, LLC took a sharp upward swing. Widely rumored to be considering a 2008 presidential bid as the first corporate personage to openly run for the high office, False Profit will now look to translate these positive socio-political developments into cold, hard votes.
False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. And shouldn’t all companies exist to serve human needs? We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.
Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our competitors. The life you enjoy may be your own.
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