SCAM

False Profit would like to invite all past, current, and prospective investors to its SoMa re|creation headquarters on Saturday, August 4 to join the Space Cowboys at SCAM (Space Cowboys AM) – the Cowboys’ long-awaited unveiling of their Unimog military assault vehicle.

Time: Sat, Aug 4, 2001 at 12:00 AM – Sun, Aug 5, 2001 at 6:00 AM
Location: FPHQ

Space Cowboys AM

A message from the Board of False Profit, LLC:

False Profit would like to invite all past, current, and prospective investors to its SoMa re|creation headquarters on Saturday, August 4 to join the Space Cowboys at SCAM (Space Cowboys AM) – the Cowboys’ long-awaited unveiling of their Unimog military assault vehicle. The Space Cowboys have nearly finished a refubishing and repurposing of the Unimog to deploy basslines instead of troops. The project is on track to be completed in time for a late August tour of duty in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert.

False Profit is also pleased to announce a new strategic partnership with the Space Cowboys as the Cowboys usher in a revolutionary, proprietary service – “The NeoLifeLease.” The Space Cowboys reveal that, using a patent-pending, next-generation alchemical process, they can provide ultra-efficient rejuvenation to those who invest in and attend the first public display of the Unimog. “What’s fifteen bucks? – In this case, fifteen bucks is your salvation,” qipped Space Cowboy Josh Williams.

In order to promote completion of the NeoLifeLease, the Space Cowboys will provide copious alcohol and barbecued foodstuffs at the unveiling event. To maximize both visibility of the Unimog and nocturnal revelling capacity, the Space Cowboys will begin the celebration at noon and continue into the evening. “

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