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False Profit supports Murray Hill

While the Company would normally not support a Republican candidate, Murray Hill’s recent announcement that it’s running for Congress is clearly a new kind of campaign. When one considers all the weaknesses — human weaknesses — associated with not only the incumbent but also any other non-corporate candidate, Murray Hill clearly wins our vote.

Read More... Posted 02.04 / 4pm, File Under: News, Strategy

False Profit’s Alchemy to curate Interactive Art for BRAF Artumnal Gathering

San Francisco, CA – On November 20, False Profit’s crack team of Alchemical Installationists will be outfitting the Black Rock Arts Foundation’s Artumnal Gathering with a slew of interactive art pieces.

It’s a well-known fact that stimulated senses correlate highly with a stimulated economy. As this downturn shows hints of an upswing, investors are encouraged to come push our buttons and twist our knobs in an effort to rouse the market into action this upcoming holiday season. Investigations into our portfolio show that immediate spikes in creativity dividends are guaranteed.

Read More... Posted 11.11 / 12am, File Under: News

False Profit, LLC: Bigger than Money

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our corporate competitors.

Read The False Profit Manifesto for more details.