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Equity: DJ Chrysalis and Chlorophil

With the new year upon us, many are wondering what wonders 2012 will bring. A fire-breathing, tequila-pounding winged serpent here to lift us from our humdrum lives to an elevated existence? A more subtle shift in the energetic flows that guide all human behavior, ushering in a more peaceful era? Straight up fire and brimstone apocolypse as the 13th b'ak'tun ends?
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Equity: DF Tram and DJ Unagi

In olden times, people celebrated midwinter by cutting down the the largest possible tree and burning it: the Yule log. To our modern sensibilities this sounds like an unsustainable eco-tragedy, but back when trees were far more plentiful than warm places it probably made a ton of sense.
Read More... Posted 12.14 / 5pm, File Under: Equity, Events, Featured

False Profit, LLC: Bigger than Money

False Profit is passionate about pushing the limits of what a Limited Liability Company can be. Our award-winning products and services enable innovative forms of expression and empower human beings to create and experience the most engaging moments in life. And shouldn’t all companies exist to serve human needs? We proudly transcend mere financial success by paying dividends to investors through more powerful currencies: cultural advancements and life-quality enhancements. False Profit has been providing Zero Percent Financial Return, Guaranteed, since 2001.

Invest wisely in the Company today — your time, energy, money, inspiration, and love — and prepare to reap true profit far in excess of what you would yield with comparable investments in our competitors. The life you enjoy may be your own.

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